disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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hatfullofwhy:

For Lent I’m just giving up in general 

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in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous

ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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baby: m....m...m

mom: mama? ma? mommy?

baby: m...m...

baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT