untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(via seanp0donnell)

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

(via asvprock)

moan-s:

When a guy Moans.. It’s the sexiest shit Ever

(via memorizers)