in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous

ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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baby: m....m...m

mom: mama? ma? mommy?

baby: m...m...

baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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susemoji:

hot person: im so sexually frustrated

me:

image

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bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

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